Creative Writing

Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a rabid dog.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board off the nearby fence, and using it as a club, manages to chase away the attacking animal.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Forty Niners' Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Niners fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in San Francisco I just assumed you were." said the reporter and writes in. "Little Oakland Raiders' Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in the Bay Area was either for the Niners or the Raiders. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Cowboys fan." the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Thug Kills Beloved Family Pet."