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Short Jokes
        

A difference between cats and dogs:

    When you call your dog, it comes right over.

    When you call your cat, it takes a message and considers getting back to you later (maybe).

Pandas...

A panda was sitting in a restaurant eating dinner. When he was finished he stood up, pulled out a gun and shot a hole right through the ceiling. He then proceeded to walk out.

On seeing this, the manager ran after him. He said "What do you think you're doing? Not only did you destroy the roof by blowing a hole through it, but you didn't even pay for your meal!"

The panda just replied, "I'm a panda. Look it up."

The restaurant manager went back inside the restaurant and found a dictionary. He found the definition he was looking for. and it read: Panda - eats chutes and leaves (eats, shoots, and leaves) 

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