Welcome to  Rusty Rottie's Stories. Here Rusty Rottie will tell you some really funny cat jokes, cat recipies, things to do with a ...  Well, OK. Some of the stories will be by cats as well as by and for dogs. So browse on through, have a good laugh, and let Rusty know if you see something you really like.  If you don't like it, just tell your cat.   dog jokes Big, black termites. How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? How to photograph a new puppy The Creation Story, as told by a dog Pack of Dogs Attacks a Croc... Things we can learn from a dog Shorties Creative Writing dog stories Our dogs (do you really want to know?) You're almost as good as your dog Loss of a Friend cat jokes Excerpts from, "A Cat's Guide to Human Beings" Lose weight with the feline diet The End of the Raven Cat Bathing as a Martial Art Cat haiku other pet stuff Wisdom